“¿Te calmas o te calmo?”
Half warning, half promise… all attitude.

This tee brings that classic Mexican mom energy—calm on the surface, but you already know what’s behind it 😏 Whether it came with the look or the legendary chancla, this phrase was always the final aviso.

Sharp, funny, and a little dangerous—just like mamá when she means business.

Vibe:
Attitude • Humor • Respect or else • Chancla incoming

Because it was never really a question…
you were gonna calm down either way. 🩴🔥

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

We ship your order fast — most deliveries arrive in about 7 days, give or take.

If your item shows up damaged, no stress — you’ve got 30 days to let us know. We’ll make it right and do whatever it takes to keep you happy.